[card]
name="Ach! Hans, Run!"
text=At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach Hans, run It's the . . ." and name a creature card. If you do, search your library for the named card, put it into play, then shuffle your library. That creature has haste. Remove it from the game at end of turn.
mana={2}{R}{R}{G}{G}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=AWOL
text=Remove target attacking creature from the game. Then remove it from the removed-from-game zone and put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
mana={2}{W}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Aesthetic Consultation
text=Name an artist. Remove the top six cards of your library from the game, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card by the named artist. Put that card in your hand, then remove all the other cards revealed this way from the game.
mana={B}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Ambiguity
text=Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
mana={2}{U}{U}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=Artful Looter
text={T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. -- Whenever a permanent comes into play that shares an artist with another permanent you control, untap Artful Looter.
mana={2}{U}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Wizard
power=1
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Ass Whuppin'
text=Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
mana={1}{W}{B}
type=Sorcery
[/card]
[card]
name=Assquatch
text=Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. -- Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
mana={4}{R}
type=Creature
subtype=Donkey Lord
power=3{1/2}
toughness=3{1/2}
[/card]
[card]
name=Atinlay Igpay
text=Oubleday ikestray -- Eneverwhay Atinlay Igpay's ontrollercay eaksspay ay onnay-Igpay-Atinlay ordway, acrificesay Atinlay Igpay.
mana={5}{W}
type=Eaturecray
subtype=Igpay
[/card]
[card]
name=Avatar of Me
text=Avatar of Me costs {1} more to play for each ten years you've been alive. -- Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½. -- Avatar of Me's color is the color of your eyes.
mana={2}{U}{U}
type=Creature
subtype=Avatar
power=*
toughness=*
[/card]
[card]
name=B-I-N-G-O
text=Trample -- Whenever a player plays a spell, put a chip counter on its converted mana cost. -- B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
mana={1}{G}
type=Creature
subtype=Hound
power=1
toughness=1
[/card]
[card]
name=Bad Ass
text={1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.
mana={2}{B}{B}
type=Creature
subtype=Donkey Zombie
power=3{1/2}
toughness=1
[/card]
[card]
name=Blast from the Past
text=Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R} -- Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to target creature or player. -- If the kicker cost was paid, put a 1/1 red Goblin creature token into play.
mana={2}{R}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Bloodletter
text=When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
mana={2}{B}
type=Creature
subtype=Zombie
power=2
toughness=3
[/card]
[card]
name=Booster Tutor
text=Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of those cards into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
mana={B}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Bosom Buddy
text=Whenever you play a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
mana={3}{W}
type=Creature
subtype=Elephant Townsfolk
power=1
toughness=4
[/card]
[card]
name=Brushstroke Paintermage
text={T}: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.
mana={3}{U}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Wizard
power=2
toughness=3
[/card]
[card]
name=Bursting Beebles
text=Bursting Beebles is unblockable as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.
mana={2}{U}
type=Creature
subtype=Beeble
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Cardpecker
text=Flying -- Gotcha Whenever an opponent touches the table with his or her hand, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.
mana={1}{W}
type=Creature
subtype=Bird
power=1{1/2}
toughness=1
[/card]
[card]
name=Carnivorous Death-Parrot
text=Flying -- At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
mana={1}{U}
type=Creature
subtype=Bird
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Cheap Ass
text=Spells you play costless to play.
mana={1}{W}
type=Creature
subtype=Donkey Townsfolk
power=1
toughness=3{1/2}
[/card]
[card]
name=Cheatyface
text=You may sneak Cheatyface into play at any time without paying for it, but if an opponent catches you right away, that player may remove Cheatyface from the game. -- Flying
mana={U}{U}{U}
type=Creature
subtype=Efreet
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Circle of Protection: Art
text=As Circle of Protection: Art comes into play, choose an artist. -- {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. -- {1}{W}: Return Circle of Protection: Art to its owner's hand.
mana={1}{W}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=City of Ass
text=City of Ass comes into play tapped. -- {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color to your mana pool.
type=Land
[/card]
[card]
name=Collector Protector
text={W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.
mana={3}{W}{W}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Gamer
power=2
toughness=5
[/card]
[card]
name=Creature Guy
text=Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Creature" or "Guy," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
mana={3}{G}
type=Creature
subtype=Beast
power=3
toughness=3
[/card]
[card]
name=Curse of the Fire Penguin
text=Curse of the Fire Penquin consumes and confuses enchanted creature. --  -- ——— --  -- Creature Penguin -- Trample --  -- 6/5 -- Whenthiscreatureisputintoagraveyardfromplay,returnCurseoftheFirePenguinfromyourgraveyardtoplay.
mana={4}{R}{R}
type=Enchant Creature
power=
toughness=
[/card]
[card]
name=Deal Damage
text=Deal Damage deals 4 damage to target creature or player. -- Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Deal" or "Damage," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.
mana={2}{R}{R}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Double Header
text=Flying -- When Double Header comes into play, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
mana={3}{U}{U}
type=Creature
subtype=Drake
power=2
toughness=3
[/card]
[card]
name=Drawn Together
text=As Drawn Together comes into play, choose an artist. -- Creatures by the chosen artist get +2/+2.
mana={2}{W}{W}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=Duh
text=Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
mana={B}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Dumb Ass
text=At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.
mana={2}{R}
type=Creature
subtype=Donkey Barbarian
power=3{1/2}
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Elvish House Party
text=Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.
mana={4}{G}{G}
type=Creature
subtype=Elf Rogue
power=*
toughness=*
[/card]
[card]
name=Emcee
text=Whenever another creature comes into play, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
mana={2}{W}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Rogue
power=0
toughness=1
[/card]
[card]
name=Enter the Dungeon
text=Players play a Magic subgame under the table starting at 5 life, using their libraries as their decks. After the subgame ends, the winner searches his or her library for two cards, puts those cards into his or her hand, then shuffles his or her library.
mana={B}{B}
type=Sorcery
[/card]
[card]
name=Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
text=If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may play Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) without paying its mana cost. -- Remove target enchantment from the game.
mana={2}{W}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Eye to Eye
text=You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
mana={2}{B}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Face to Face
text=You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that opponent.
mana={1}{R}
type=Sorcery
[/card]
[card]
name=Farewell to Arms
text=As Farewell to Arms comes into play, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. -- When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards his or her hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
mana={1}{B}{B}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=Fascist Art Director
text={W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn..
mana={1}{W}{W}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Horror
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Fat Ass
text=Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
mana={4}{G}
type=Creature
subtype=Donkey Shaman
power=2
toughness=3{1/2}
[/card]
[card]
name=First Come, First Served
text=The attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number has first strike. If two or more creatures are tied, they all have first strike.
mana={1}{W}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=Flaccify
text=Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
mana={2}{U}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Form of the Squirrel
text=As Form of the Squirrel comes into play, put a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token into play. You lose the game when it leaves play. -- Creatures can't attack you. -- You can't be the target of spells or abilities. -- You can't play spells.
mana={G}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=Fraction Jackson
text={G}, {T}: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.
mana={2}{G}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Hero
power=1
toughness=1{1/2}
[/card]
[card]
name=Framed!
text=Tap or untap all permanents by the artist of your choice.
mana={1}{U}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Frankie Peanuts
text=At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
mana={2}{W}{W}
type=Legendary Creature
subtype=Elephant Rogue
power=2
toughness=3
[/card]
[card]
name=Frazzled Editor
text=Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of text in its text box.)
mana={1}{R}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Bureaucrat
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Gleemax
text=You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
mana={1000000}
type=Legendary Artifact
[/card]
[card]
name=Gluetius Maximus
text=As Gluetius Maximus comes into play, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) -- When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.
mana={3}{G}{G}
type=Creature
subtype=Beast
power=5
toughness=5
[/card]
[card]
name=Goblin Mime
text=When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.
mana={1}{R}
type=Creature
subtype=Goblin Mime
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
text=Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Play this ability only once each turn.
mana={3}{R}
type=Creature
subtype=Goblin Warrior
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Goblin Secret Agent
text=First strike -- At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
mana={2}{R}
type=Creature
subtype=Goblin Rogue
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Granny's Payback
text=You gain life equal to your age.
mana={7}{G}
type=Sorcery
[/card]
[card]
name=Graphic Violence
text=All creatures by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
mana={2}{G}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Greater Morphling
text={2}: Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn. -- {2}: Greater Morphling becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn. -- {2}: Greater Morphling's type becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn. -- {2}: Greater Morphling's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn. -- {2}: Greater Morphling's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn. -- {2}: Greater Morphling gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn. -- {2}: Untap Greater Morphling.
mana={6}{U}{U}
type=Creature
subtype=Shapeshifter
power=5
toughness=5
[/card]
[card]
name=Head to Head
text=You and target opponent play Seven Questions about the top card of that player's library. (That player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that he or she answers truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—and the player reveals the card.) If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice.
mana={W}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
text=Flying, first strike, trample -- If you say "I'm coming, too" as you search your library, you may pay {1}{B} and reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil from your library to have it deal 2 damage to a player of your choice. Do this no more than once each turn.
mana={8}{B}{B}
type=Creature
subtype=Demon Child
power=8
toughness=8
[/card]
[card]
name=Johnny, Combo Player
text={4}: Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
mana={2}{U}{U}
type=Legendary Creature
subtype=Human Gamer
power=1
toughness=1
[/card]
[card]
name=Keeper of the Sacred Word
text=As Keeper of the Sacred Word comes into play, choose a word. -- Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
mana={2}{G}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Druid
power=2
toughness=3
[/card]
[card]
name=Kill Destroy
text=Destroy target nonblack creature. -- Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Kill" or "Destroy," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Kill Destroy from your graveyard to your hand.
mana={1}{B}{B}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Ladies' Knight
text=Flying -- Spells that players wearing at least one item of women's clothing play cost {1} less to play. (Women's clothing is designed to be worn exclusively by women.)
mana={3}{W}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Knight
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Land Aid '04
text=Search your library for a basic land card, put that card into play tapped, then shuffle your library. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.
mana={G}{G}
type=Sorcery
[/card]
[card]
name=Laughing Hyena
text=Gotcha Whenever an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.
mana={1}{G}
type=Creature
subtype=Hyena
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Letter Bomb
text=When Letter Bomb comes into play, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card he or she draws until Letter Bomb is drawn. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19½ damage to him or her.
mana={6}
type=Artifact
[/card]
[card]
name=Little Girl
text=
mana={HW}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Child
power={1/2}
toughness={1/2}
[/card]
[card]
name=Look at Me, I'm R&D
text=As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number. -- All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.
mana={2}{W}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=Loose Lips
text=As Loose Lips comes into play, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words. -- Enchanted creature has flying. -- Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you draw two cards unless that player says the chosen sentence.
mana={U}
type=Enchant Creature
power=
toughness=
[/card]
[card]
name=Magical Hacker
text=
mana={1}{U}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Gamer
power=1
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Man of Measure
text=As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure has first strike and gets +0/+1. -- As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
mana={1}{W}{W}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Knight
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Mana Flair
text=Add {R} to your mana pool for each nonland permanent by the artist of your choice.
mana={1}{R}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Mana Screw
text={1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {2} to your mana pool. Play this ability only any time you could play an instant.
mana={1}
type=Artifact
[/card]
[card]
name=Meddling Kids
text=As Meddling Kids comes into play, choose a word with four or more letters. -- Nonland cards with the chosen word in their text box can't be played.
mana={2}{W}{U}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Child
power=2
toughness=3
[/card]
[card]
name=Mise
text=Name a nonland card, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card is the named card, draw three cards.
mana={U}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Moniker Mage
text={U}, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage can't be the target of spells or abilities this turn. -- {U}, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.
mana={2}{U}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Wizard
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Monkey Monkey Monkey
text=As Monkey Monkey Monkey comes into play, choose a letter. -- Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
mana={3}{G}
type=Creature
subtype=Ape
power=1
toughness=1
[/card]
[card]
name=Mons's Goblin Waiters
text=Sacrifice a creature or land: Add {HR} to your mana pool.
mana={R}
type=Creature
subtype=Goblin Waiter
power=1
toughness=1
[/card]
[card]
name=Mother of Goons
text=Whenever a creature an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from play, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.
mana={2}{B}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Cleric
power=3
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Mouth to Mouth
text=You and target opponent have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of target creature that player controls.
mana={3}{U}
type=Sorcery
[/card]
[card]
name=Mox Lotus
text={T}: Add {+oo} to your mana pool. -- {100}: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. -- You don't lose life due to mana burn.
mana={15}
type=Artifact
[/card]
[card]
name=My First Tome
text={1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.
mana={3}
type=Artifact
[/card]
[card]
name=Name Dropping
text=Gotcha Whenever an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return that card to your hand.
mana={1}{G}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=Necro-Impotence
text=Skip your untap step. -- At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents. -- Pay ½ life: Remove the top card of your library from the game face down. Put that card into your hand at end of turn.
mana={B}{B}{B}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=Now I Know My ABC's
text=At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
mana={1}{U}{U}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=Number Crunch
text=Return target permanent to its owner's hand. -- Gotcha Whenever an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand.
mana={2}{U}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Old Fogey
text=Phasing, cumulative upkeep {1}, echo, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
mana={G}{G}
type=Summon
subtype=Dinosaur
[/card]
[card]
name=Orcish Paratroopers
text=When Orcish Paratroopers comes into play, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it lands face up after turning over completely.
mana={2}{R}
type=Creature
subtype=Orc Paratrooper
power=4
toughness=4
[/card]
[card]
name=Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
text=Art rampage 2 (Whenever this becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
mana={1}{G}{G}
type=Creature
subtype=Elemental
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Persecute Artist
text=Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals his or her hand and discards all nonland cards by the chosen artist.
mana={1}{B}{B}
type=Sorcery
[/card]
[card]
name=Phyrexian Librarian
text=Flying, trample -- At the beginning of your upkeep, remove the top card of your library from the game face up and balance it on your body. -- When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian.
mana={3}{B}
type=Creature
subtype=Horror
power=3
toughness=3
[/card]
[card]
name=Pointy Finger of Doom
text={3}, {T}: Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
mana={4}
type=Artifact
[/card]
[card]
name=Punctuate
text=Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are? , ; : - ( ) / " ' & .)
mana={3}{R}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Pygmy Giant
text={R}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.
mana={1}{R}{R}
type=Creature
subtype=Giant
power=0
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Question Elemental?
text=Flying -- Are you aware that when you say something that isn't a question, the player who first points out this fact gains control of Question Elemental?
mana={2}{U}{U}
type=Creature
subtype=Elemental
power=3
toughness=4
[/card]
[card]
name=R&D's Secret Lair
text=Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. -- {T}: Add {1} to your mana pool.
type=Legendary Land
[/card]
[card]
name=Rare-B-Gone
text=Each player sacrifices all rare permanents, then reveals his or her hand and discards all rare cards.
mana={2}{B}{R}
type=Sorcery
[/card]
[card]
name=Red-Hot Hottie
text=Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It has "At the end of each turn, sacrifice this creature unless you scream ‘Aaah' at the top of your lungs."
mana={2}{R}{R}
type=Creature
subtype=Elemental
power=2
toughness=5
[/card]
[card]
name=Remodel
text=If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may play Remodel without paying its mana cost. -- Remove target artifact from the game.
mana={2}{G}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
text=You may play cards as though they were other Magic cards of your choice with the same mana cost. (Mana cost includes color.) You can't choose the same card twice.
mana={3}{U}{U}
type=Legendary Creature
subtype=Human Designer
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
text=Super haste (This may attack the turn before you play it. (You may put this card into play from your hand, tapped and attacking, during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the end of your next turn unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
mana={3}{R}
type=Creature
subtype=Slug
power=3
toughness=1
[/card]
[card]
name=Rod of Spanking
text={2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
mana={1}
type=Artifact
[/card]
[card]
name=S.N.O.T.
text=As S.N.O.T. comes into play, you may stick it onto another creature named S.N.O.T. in play. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature. -- S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are equal to the square of the number of S.N.O.T.s stuck together. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16.)
mana={G}
type=Creature
subtype=Ooze
power=*{^2}
toughness=*{^2}
[/card]
[card]
name=Saute
text=Saute deals 3½ damage to target creature or player.
mana={1}{R}{R}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Save Life
text=Choose one Target player gains 2½ life; or prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. -- Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Save" or "Life," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand.
mana={W}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Shoe Tree
text=Shoe Tree comes into play with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters. -- Shoe Tree gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.
mana={4}{G}
type=Creature
subtype=Treefolk
power=3
toughness=3
[/card]
[card]
name=Side to Side
text=You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, put a 3/3 green Ape creature token into play.
mana={2}{G}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Six-y Beast
text=As Six-y Beast comes into play, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast.
mana={3}{R}
type=Creature
subtype=Beast
power=0
toughness=0
[/card]
[card]
name=Smart Ass
text=Whenever Smart Ass attacks, name a card. Defending player may reveal his or her hand and show you that the named card isn't there. If that player doesn't, Smart Ass is unblockable this turn.
mana={2}{U}
type=Creature
subtype=Donkey Wizard
power=2{1/2}
toughness=1
[/card]
[card]
name=Spell Counter
text=Counter target spell. -- Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Spell" or "Counter," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
mana={2}{U}{U}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Standing Army
text=As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.)
mana={2}{W}{W}
type=Creature
subtype=Human Soldier
power=2
toughness=4
[/card]
[card]
name=Staying Power
text=As long as Staying Power is in play, "until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.
mana={2}{W}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=Stone-Cold Basilisk
text=Whenever Stone-Cold Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.) -- Whenever an opponent reads Stone-Cold Basilisk, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, or play spells or abilities.
mana={4}{G}
type=Creature
subtype=Basilisk
power=2{1/2}
toughness=5
[/card]
[card]
name=Stop That
text=Target player discards a card. -- Gotcha Whenever an opponent audibly flicks the cards in his or her hand, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand.
mana={B}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Super Secret Tech
text=All premium spells cost {1} less to play. -- All premium creatures get +1/+1.
mana={3}
type=Artifact
[/card]
[card]
name=Supersize
text=Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.
mana={1}{G}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Symbol Status
text=Put a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token into play for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.
mana={2}{G}{G}
type=Sorcery
[/card]
[card]
name=Tainted Monkey
text={T}: Choose a word. Target player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard. If that card has the chosen word in its text box, that player loses 3 life.
mana={1}{B}
type=Creature
subtype=Ape
power=1
toughness=1
[/card]
[card]
name=The Fallen Apart
text=The Fallen Apart comes into play with two arms and two legs. -- Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it. -- The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.
mana={2}{B}{B}
type=Creature
subtype=Zombie
power=4
toughness=4
[/card]
[card]
name=Time Machine
text={T}: Remove Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own from the game. Return both cards to play at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X of the next game you play with the same opponent, where X is the removed creature's converted mana cost.
mana={5}
type=Artifact
[/card]
[card]
name=Togglodyte
text=Togglodyte comes into play turned on. -- Whenever a player plays a spell, toggle Togglodyte's ON/OFF switch. -- As long as Togglodyte is turned off, it can't attack or block, and all damage it would deal is prevented.
mana={3}
type=Artifact Creature
subtype=Golem
power=4
toughness=4
[/card]
[card]
name=Topsy Turvy
text=The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, end, postcombat main, combat, precombat main, and beginning.) -- If there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
mana={2}{U}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=Touch and Go
text=Destroy target land. -- Gotcha Whenever an opponent touches his or her face, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Touch and Go from your graveyard to your hand.
mana={3}{R}
type=Sorcery
[/card]
[card]
name=Toy Boat
text=Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
mana={3}
type=Artifact Creature
subtype=Ship
power=3
toughness=3
[/card]
[card]
name=Uktabi Kong
text=Trample -- When Uktabi Kong comes into play, destroy all artifacts. -- Tap two untapped Apes you control: Put a 1/1 green Ape creature token into play.
mana={5}{G}{G}{G}
type=Creature
subtype=Ape
power=8
toughness=8
[/card]
[card]
name=Urza's Hot Tub
text={2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
mana={2}
type=Artifact
[/card]
[card]
name=Vile Bile
text=Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.
mana={1}{B}
type=Creature
subtype=Ooze
power=2{1/2}
toughness=2{1/2}
[/card]
[card]
name=Water Gun Balloon Game
text=As Water Gun Balloon Game comes into play, each player puts a pop counter on a 0. -- Whenever a player plays a spell, move that player's pop counter up 1. -- Whenever a player's pop counter hits 5, that player puts a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token into play and resets all pop counters to 0.
mana={2}
type=Artifact
[/card]
[card]
name=Wet Willie of the Damned
text=Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to target creature or player and you gain 2½ life.
mana={2}{B}{B}
type=Sorcery
[/card]
[card]
name=When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
text=Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.
mana={3}{B}
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Who/What/When/Where/Why
text=Who -- {X}{W} -- Instant -- Target player gains X life. -- ----- -- What -- {2}{R} -- Instant -- Destroy target artifact. -- ----- -- When -- {2}{U} -- Instant -- Counter target creature spell. -- ----- -- Where -- {3}{B} -- Instant -- Destroy target land. -- ----- -- Why -- {1}{G} -- Instant -- Destroy target enchantment.
type=Instant
[/card]
[card]
name=Wordmail
text=Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.
mana={W}
type=Enchant Creature
power=
toughness=
[/card]
[card]
name=Working Stiff
text=As Working Stiff comes into play, straighten your arms. -- When you bend an elbow, sacrifice Working Stiff.
mana={1}{B}
type=Creature
subtype=Mummy
power=2
toughness=2
[/card]
[card]
name=World-Bottling Kit
text={5}, Sacrifice World-Bottling Kit: Choose a Magic set. Remove from the game all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.
mana={5}
type=Artifact
[/card]
[card]
name=Yet Another AEther Vortex
text=All creatures have haste. -- Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. -- Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are in play under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.
mana={3}{R}{R}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=Zombie Fanboy
text=As Zombie Fanboy comes into play, choose an artist. -- Whenever a permanent by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on Zombie Fanboy.
mana={2}{B}
type=Creature
subtype=Zombie Gamer
power=1
toughness=1
[/card]
[card]
name=Zzzyxas's Abyss
text=At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents in play.
mana={1}{B}{B}
type=Enchantment
[/card]
[card]
name=_____
text={1}: This card's name becomes the name of your choice. Play this ability anywhere, anytime.
mana={1}{U}
type=Creature
subtype=Shapeshifter
power=1
toughness=1
[/card]
